Saturday, December 22, 2012

Silly Saturday: The Christmas Turkey



Sarah, a new young bride, calls her mother in tears. She sobs, 'Richard doesn't appreciate what I do for him.'
'Now, now,' her mother comforted, 'I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.'
'No, mother, you don't understand. I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price.'
'Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate,' says her mother.  'Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.'
'No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey.  It was the airplane ticket.'  'Airplane ticket....What did you need an airplane ticket for?'
'Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said: "Prepare from a frozen state," so I flew to Alaska.'


Merry Christmas!

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