Friday, June 29, 2012

$25 Gap eGift card Flash Giveaway

Well, it's been fun. here is the last flash giveaway for the Coach giveaway event. Today only, win a $25 Gap
 e-Gift Card! Hurry! Giveaway ends at 11:59 PM!
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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

$25 Fandango eGift Card

I love these flash giveaways! Here is a chance to win $25 Fandango eGift Card
Today only! This giveaway ends at 11:59 EST!
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Ultimate Cloth Diaper Start Up Pack (US/Can)

This is a great giveaway for all of our cloth diaper addicts as well as anyone starting out with cloth diapering!

Welcome to the Fluffy Fourth of July sponsored by Gnome’s Naturals and hosted by Life With Levi!
Whether you’re just starting out using cloth diapers or already a fluffy pro, this giveaway prize offers something for everyone.
Fluffy Fourth Ultimate Starter Pack
One lucky winner will receive the ULTIMATE cloth diaper stash starter pack, valued at over $415!!!
This amazing prize prize pack includes:
  • THREE ones & twos All In One Diapers
  • ONE AppleCheeks Bamboo Little Bundle
  • ONE AppleCheeks Microterry Little Bundle
  • TWO Tots Bots Easy Fit or Tini Fit Diapers
  • TWO Rumparooz G2 Pocket Diapers or Little Joey Newborn All In Ones
  • ONE Bummis Beautiful BASIC Kit
  • SIX Organic Cotton Prefold Diapers
  • ONE Bummis Super Snap Wrap
  • ONE Bummis Super Lite Wrap
  • TWO Snappis
  • ONE AppleCheeks Storage Sac Pail Liner
  • ONE M Monkey Foot Designs Wet Bag for when you're on the go.
  • ONE KalmSkin Travel Size Cloth Diaper Safe Rash Stick
  • ONE Bag of Rockin' Green Laundry Detergent
  • ONE Clean Cheeks Wipes Concentrate
  • ONE 6 Pack of AppleCheeks Cloth Wipes
  • ONE Mini Shower Diaper Sprayer
  • ONE Pack of AppleCheeks Flushable Diaper Liners

That's all the diapers AND accessories you need for 18 diaper changes!! 

Gnome's Naturals is a cloth diaper and natural parenting store owned & operated by Lori Whitlock. As a mom of a toddler, Lori is always searching for great natural products for herself and her family. When she finds products that she loves, she sticks with them. Lori created Gnome's Naturals to share those products with you. As a cloth diaper blogger, Lori has tried almost every cloth diaper on the market and strives to carry only the best of the best.
In addition to some well known brands that Lori loves, Gnome's Naturals also carries work at home mom (WAHM) made items in the store. Make sure you check out the WAHM Spotlight section for products that are handmade by moms in North America. Lori is a huge proponent of moms supporting moms and she hopes that by retailing some mom-made items, she can help support them financially as well.
If you’re new to cloth diapering, Gnome’s Naturals offers several different cloth diaper trial packages. Beyond cloth diapers, Gnome’s Naturals also carries a great selection of baby carriers, baltic amber teething necklaces, breastfeeding products, and more. 

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Giveaway open to residents of the US & Canada. Contest ends Friday, July 6th.

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Monday, June 25, 2012

Win This Bag Week 1

Are you ready for some giveaways?

Welcome to Week #1 of
Win This Bag
sponsored by HipSwap

“Win This Bag” is a 6-week event that will feature 6 weekly giveaways. There will be one designer handbag given away every week! Each bag will be an authentic, recognizable designer brand such as Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Coach, or Fendi. Our 6th week will feature a highly coveted designer handbag and you will have the option to claim bonus entries for each of the 5 weekly "Win This Bag" giveaways you entered leading up to this grand finale! So, enter each weekly giveaway to increase your odds of winning!

Here’s what really separates this event from any other handbag giveaway you may have seen before… some of these handbags will come to you directly from a celebrity’s closet! That’s right –

Thanks to HipSwap, you have the opportunity to win the exact bag that may have been on the arm of a famous celebrity!
About our Sponsor:
HipSwap is a mobile and web marketplace that connects buyers and sellers locally and nationally. It enables people to discover what's inside the most fabulous closets, homes, and shops in neighborhoods and cities across America. HipSwap currently offers delivery service in Los Angeles and New York with its iconic pink delivery van.
This week’s prize:

I love purses, and this is an amazing giveaway! Thank you Hip Swap for sponsoring this event.

How to Enter:

1. Create a HipSwap account. You will be asked to enter your name, email and zip code. If you do not live in the United States, please enter your City and Country in the Zip Code field.

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d. Tweet with the hashtag #winthisbag for daily bonus entries
e. Following the blogs who are bringing you this awesome giveaway

To be credited, all entries must be completed using the Rafflecopter form below. You can complete as many or as few entries as you’d like but remember, the more you do, the better your odds of winning! Plus, once you are following all of your hosts, entering each subsequent weekly Win This Bag Giveaway will be even faster & easier!
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$25 Target e-Gift Card

Are you ready for our newest flash giveaway? This time we are offering a $25 Target e-gift card! Ends 06/26/12 at 11:59 PM EST

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Saturday, June 23, 2012

Silly Saturday Pastor's Cat

A kitten that climbed up a tree in a Pastor's backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and pulled it until the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten. That's what he did, all the while checking his progress in the car. He then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as he moved the car a little further forward, the rope broke. The tree went 'boing!' and the kitten instantly sailed through the air - out of sight. The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten.  So he prayed, 'Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping,' and went on about his business. A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food. This woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, 'Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?' She replied, 'You won't believe this,' and then told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, 'Well, if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it.' She told the pastor, 'I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of her.' Never underestimate the Power of God and His unique sense of humor.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Plasma Car Giveaway (US/Can)

It's summer time. Time to find ways to keep the kids happy and active outside. This will be a great addition to any family!

Plasma Car

 Review done by DonnasDealsAndMore Are you looking for something to entertain your kids for hours? PlasmaCar is it!  My munchkins loved it.  It's so easy to ride and it's powered by them.  All they do is steer back and forth and they propel forward.  Here's a video of Lily in action on it:

Not only is this car a best selling toy, it's unique in that it requires no batteries or pedals.  It causes children to use natural forces of inertia, centrifugal force, and friction.  And I love that the munchkins want to play outside instead of watching tv and/or play video games.
As you can see they all had a blast!  Even my husband and I rode it!  It can hold up to 220 lbs!

 One lucky reader will win their very own Plasma Car! All you have to do is enter the rafflecopter below! Good luck! *Open to US and Canada (excluding Alaska and Hawaii), must be 18 years or older  a Rafflecopter giveaway

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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

$25 Pay Pal Flash giveaway

It's time for another Flash Giveaway! Who wants to win $25 Pay Pal cash?
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Sunday, June 17, 2012

$25 Amazon Flash Giveaway

Flash Giveaway time!!
Who wants to win a $25 Amazon gift certificate? Today only! Ends at 11:59 PM EST
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Saturday, June 16, 2012

Silly Saturday Abbott & Costello Do Computers

Abbott & Costello Do Computers

To fully appreciate this you have to be old enough to remember the famous Abbott and Costello routine "Who's on first?" and too old to really understand computers. For anyone who sometimes gets flustered by their computer, please read on...

Costello Calls to Buy a Computer From Abbott

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
COSTELLO: For my office?
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "W" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.
COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: If it's a long movie, I also want to watch reels 2, 3 and 4. Can I watch them?
ABBOTT: Of course.
COSTELLO: Great! With what?
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".
COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
ABBOTT: The blue "1".
COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue W?
ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for windows"!
ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.
ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
COSTELLO: And that word is real one?
ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer! store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START".......

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Coach Purse and Wallet Giveaway (US/Can)

Do you love giveaways? How about designer purses?
Win a COACH $348 SOHO LEATHER FLAP Silver-Bronze PURSE BAG F17217
Wallet SOHO F45622

Thank you to Madame Deals and Slop swap for letting us have a part in this giveaway!

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CollageIt Review and Giveaway Ends 6/15/2012 12:01 EST

Do you like to play with your photos and make them into collages? Oh I love it. I love having several pictures into one.  I love giving these as gifts to family and friends.  However, finding a collage program that works and is simple is really hard to find.

But, I think I found one.  I recently was able to review CollageIt. It starts out as a free edition and then you can pay to get Pro addition. There are a few reasons to go pro but you need to find what is best for you.

Extra benefits you will get

 Remove watermark on the collage and say goodbye to the annoying splash screen!
 Crop photo.
 Remove size limit
 FREE lifetime support.
 30-day Money Back Satisfaction Guarantee.

Starting out the program only takes a few minutes to download.  Once it is download and you open the program up it isn't confusing.  You pick your collage and add your pictures and it does all the work for you.  However, it does enable you to be able to change and manipulate the pictures to fit the way you want.

I am still learning the program and find more and more ways to use it.  I spent $65 one time to have a company make a collage and print it out in the form of a poster.  Now I can do it myself and just have the collage printed out.

There is an option that enables you to send your collages straight to Facebook or email and not just saving it onto the computer.

I gave a photographer friend of mine a copy of the program to use to see how she liked it.  Photographers love using collages in their photography.  She used and liked it. I even made a collage out of a photography session I had with her. The collage came out amazing!
Collage by Heather Puett Photography
Collage I made from photos from Heather Puett Photography

CollageIt assists users in recording beautiful moment in the easiest way. It has the following key features:
-       Automatic, Easy to Use and Powerful.
-       Various Collage Templates to Choose.
-       Customize Photo Collages Freely.
-       Share the Collage Anywhere.

CollageIt is a most easy-to-use collage maker which allows individuals to make photo collages on Mac and Windows automatically in minutes with just a few clicks. Whether to a casual user or professional photographer, one can easily and quickly master it. With CollageIt, people can share photos with friends and families in a unique way.

About company:

Pearl Mountain Software, Inc was founded in 2006. Pearl Mountain Soft is a software company specializing in development of powerful software. Customer satisfaction is our first priority and they aim to produce only top quality software. Their goal is to create high quality, powerful software and to provide superior service and support  our customers. 

So do you want a copy??

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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Noxicare Review

Pain is a part of my daily life. I have pelvis issues, Fybromyalgia, and foot pain. I resolved a long time ago to deal with out pain killers. Those things are nasty for you! So many side effects of long term use, dependency, and your body can get so used to them that they stop working after a while. I know some people need them for day today life, and to the people whole legitimately need them, I understand. I personally believe that most people on heavy pain killers don't "need" them, and can find alternative pain relief.
So, when the opportunity cam to review a topical cream for pain, I jumped on it!

The Basics

Noxicare is a topical cream that provides natural pain relief. 
Noxicare is available in tablets for all-over pain, or in a topical cream for localized pain. I was sent the topical cream to review. 

What is in Noxicare? 

  • Willow Bark: treats pain and inflammation
  • Ginger:  helps alleviate muscle strains, arthritis and rheumatism, and is a catalyst for improving the effectiveness of other herbs
  • Holy Basil:  anti-inflammatory, antioxidant, antibacterial and antiviral properties
  • Rosemary Extract:   topical use for joint or musculoskeletal pain
  • Alpha Lipoic Acids:  antioxidants used to treating diabetic neuropathy and increasing blood flow to the nerves
  • Boswellia Extract: anti-inflammatory used to  treat arthritis and joint pain
The cream came at the best possible time. My husband had just thrown his back out at work. Time to put Noxicare to the test! My husband does concrete repair. He managed to mess his back up pretty good. Bad enough that he missed a day of work for it. Even though Noxicare clams to be odourless, I have seen so many "odourless" products that need a nose plug to use. I was pleasantly surprised! There really is NO ODOUR! Even my skeptic husband had to admit relief from me massaging him with the cream. After a few applications, he was moving and sleeping better. I noticed relief after 1 application as well. It wasn't an immediate thing, but soon after applied, I realized the pain had subsided.

Why you will love it:
  • Odourless
  • Natural pain relief with natural ingredients 
  • Relieves pain from inflammationmuscle aches and nerve pain Some uses include arthritis, athletic injuries, carpal tunnel syndrome, neuropathy pain associated with diabetes, side effects of chemotherapy, musculoskeletal disorders, fibromyalgia, tension headaches.
  • Not habit forming

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Sunday, June 10, 2012

Summer Splash Cash Giveaway

$400 Summer Splash Cash Giveaway

  Welcome to the $400 Summer Splash Cash Giveaway hosted by Giveaway Promote.   We've joined a fantastic group of bloggers to give away $400 in cash via PayPal to one lucky person. Complete the tasks below to earn entries into this giveaway. One winner will be chosen at random from all valid entries.   Do you love entering giveaways, sweepstakes and contests? You'll find the latest and greatest listed at Giveaway Promote. You can submit your giveaways and upcoming giveaway events for free today!  
This giveaway is open worldwide. It will end at 11:59pm EST on June 24th, 2012.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Soda Stream Giveaway (US)

I love soda! Here is a giveaway for all you thrifty soda lovers out there!

SodaStream is the world's largest manufacturer, distributor and marketer of Home Carbonation Systems. Our brands are sold in over 50,000 retail stores in 42 countries including home & electrical appliance stores, hypermarkets, supermarkets, department stores, convenience stores, DIY, specialty and "green" stores, water specialists & dealers, as well as online and in catalogs.
The SodaStream system enables consumers to carbonate water and to flavor carbonated beverages at home as an alternative to purchasing pre-packed bottles or cans. This has many important benefits to the consumer including cost savings and no hassle with bottles.

The advantages of SodaStream's Home Carbonation System include:
  • Convenience: No need to carry heavy bottles from the store. The SodaStream system is simple to use and requires no batteries or electricity.
  • Environmentally-Friendly: SodaStream is an "Active Green" solution that minimizes the huge eco-footprint caused by the manufacture, transport and waste of plastic bottles.
  • Variety: SodaStream offers over 100 flavors to suit everyone’s taste. Regular, diet, natural, fruity flavors, ice tea, energy drinks, sport drinks, tonic and many more.
  • Space Saver: No need to store bottles of beverages or empty bottles for recycling in your home.
  • Personalization: Make drinks just the way you love them… more bubbles, less bubbles, sweeter or lighter, even create your own flavor!
  • Family Fun: The system is quick and easy to use. It's fun for everyone and kids just love it!
  • Value for Money: Great savings compared to pre-packed carbonated water and beverages.
  • Satisfaction Guaranteed: SodaStream drinks makers are of extremely high quality and include a money-back satisfaction guarantee.
Every year SodaStream provides 600 million liters of carbonated beverage to millions of households, making it one of the largest beverage companies in the world.

The Fountain Jet Soda Starter Kit package includes everything you need to make great tasting soda in your own home.
This package includes:
  • Fountain Jet Home Soda Maker
  • 1 60 liter Carbonator
  • 1 Carbonating Bottle
  • 3 SodaMix flavors (your choice) - each bottle makes 12 liters of soda
  • Sodamix Variety 6 pack

Silly Saturday

34 Silly Sayings!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

When all else fails, read the directions.

He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.

Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.

The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.

Happiness can't buy money.

True friends always stab you in the front.

I'll have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought.

There is more to life than increasing its speed.

The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it.

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids and a mortgage.

Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.

Conscience: What hurts when everything else feels so good.

Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!

You're schizophrenic? Gee, that makes four of us.

Why is the word 'Abbreviation' so long?

If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

Skydiving - Good to the last drop.

If a tree fell on the florist, would he make any sound?

A penny saved is a congressional oversight.

Error. Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue...

A day without sunshine is like ... night.

Floggings will continue until morale improves.

All's well that ends.

It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.

An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

Dyslexics of the world untie!

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defence.

Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

Monday, June 4, 2012

Bambino2Kiddo Virtual Trade Show

First ever Bambino2Kiddo Virtual Trade Show. 

$5 off Coupon Code is BAMHARDAWAY! $15 is an awesome deal!

Hemp Hearts Review and Giveaway

I love supporting local businesses, so this is an amazing opportunity for me to review a product from my own community

The Basics

What are Hemp Hearts?
Hemp hearts are shelled hemp seeds. Hemp seeds are packed with many health benefits, and the testimonials are amazing! I have added hemp Hearts to my salads, stir fries, and yogurt.

How to Use Hemp Hearts:
  • Sprinkle them on your oatmeal or mix them into your cereal at breakfast.
  • Mix them in with your fruit salad or in your yogurt at breakfast.
  • If you have a protein shake as your morning meal, blend in with your shake. 
  • Blend them in with your Hemp Oil to make a nice tasty salad dressing.
  • Eat them straight from the spoon.
  • Spread them over your morning toast.
  • Sprinkle them into your salad.
  • Incorporate them into your home baking. 
  • Add them in your home-made granola.
  • Eat them by the spoonful 

The first way I tried my Hemp Hearts was on my morning yogurt. They added a pleasant crunch, and I noticed I was less hungry at lunch! I have tried to include Hemp Hearts into my daily diet for 2 weeks now, and have noticed a raise in my energy levels. My husband and children have even requested to have them added to their salads too.

Why You will Love It: 

  • Health benefits associated with hemp hearts include reduced risk for heart disease, Type 2 diabetes and high blood pressure. Hemp hearts may also improve skin problems, arthritis symptoms and mood disorders.
  • Packed with good fats Omega  3 and Omega-6 and  GLA (Gamma Linolenic Acid),  Chlorophyll and Vitamin E, B vtamins, Folic Acid,  Phosphorus, potassium, magnesium and calcium
  • Increased Energy
  • Reduced Appetite

Win it:
Manitoba Harvest is giving one of our readers a 227g bag of Hemp Hearts to try.
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Thank you to Susan from Counrty Linvin' for helping promote this giveaway!

Disclosure: The above mention product was sent to me free of charge for the purpose of this review. No other compensation was received.
All opinions expressed are my own.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Silly Saturday Kids Sayings

...from little kids, sometimes the wisest of all...

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him.

Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.

Stay away from prunes.

Never pee on an electric fence.

Don’t squat with your spurs on.

Don’t pull Dad’s finger when he tells you to.

When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.

Don’t sneeze in front of your mom when you’re eating crackers.

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.

You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

Don’t wear polkadot underwear under white shorts.

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.

Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone.

Never try to baptize a cat.